At our shows we like to have our bass singer, Chris, share a few of the tidbits he has learned in his life.   He hopes that these shed some light on your daily walk through life.   

Marriage is made in Heaven, but then again so are thunder and lightening.

If a man is standing all alone deep in the forest and he says something, is he still wrong?

I love being married. It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I find that I put on weight only in certain places: pizza parlors, donut shops, buffets...

I have the body of a god... Buddha .

We have enough youth - how about a fountain of smart?!

I am in shape! Round is a shape.

Self delusion: pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales

When I was younger I used to skinny dip, now I chunky dunk.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.